Dream: Caught stealing a croissant

 I remember being showing up somewhere in a town, like one of those guys in a video game who showed up in the wrong place.

 People and cars honked everywhere, and the pigeons started doing their usual things on the streets again.

 While walking with my friends on the street, I sense a sudden lack of speed as time passes.

 It's like someone pressed the slow-motion button on life.

 It was really impressive at first.

 I felt like I was in a scene from one of those great movies where the hero slowly and suddenly walks away from an explosion.

 But then everything is fair.

 stop.

 Cars froze while honking, people were honking, and even the pigeons  above seemed to be planning their next bathroom break.

 Feeling a bit hungry, I decided to take advantage of this strange situation and go to a local coffee shop.

 I thought to myself, why not?

 Time seemed to freeze and I could drink coffee.

 So I walked in, grabbed a cup and poured myself a  hot beer.

 As I was grabbing a croissant, thinking it would be the best dream ever, the weather started to thaw.

 So on go.

 Suddenly the chatter came alive; Cups jingled and dozens of  eyes glared at me.

 I stood there with a croissant in my hand, looking like the world's most incompetent thief.

 The barista gasped and I could almost hear the customer gasp.

 "Um, can I  explain?

" I stammered, but it was too late.

 The damage has been done.

 My face turned fifty  red as I entered the bathroom and tried to hide from the critical eyes.

 I locked myself in a cage, trying to find a way out of this mess.

 But of course, the universe isn't done with me yet.

 The workers, clearly not amused by my clumsy snack theft, started knocking on the door.

 “Get out, you croissant thief!

” they shouted.

 The door creaked when I pushed it down, and I was surprised to wake up.

 While lying in bed, my heart raced, and I realised it was just a dream.

 This is a laughable, cringe-worthy, and absurd dream.